When I decided to cut off all my hair - OK, not all of it, but 11 inches in length! - I thought it would be kinda like a new start, with a new house and new hair and all that jazz.
What I hadn't bargained for was the odd reaction that my long, thick hair had to being shortened.
And that is: not allowing me to style it in any way without a demi-quiff.
I know, it's not even a full quiff, it's only a partial quiff, an incomplete quiff.
For weeks now I have been perusing the internet for ways to control this half-hairdo and have sunk into the depths of despair upon finding there really is nothing I can do about it until it grows out a bit...
...but then, THEN, I'll be able do this with it: